a launchpad on Robinhood Chain
Shake it up.
Pop it open.
A launchpad on Robinhood Chain, on Uniswap v4. Every token is poured the same way: one transaction mints the supply, opens a bottle of ETH against it and seals the pool's share inside for good. Every trade gives up a little fizz in ETH to one address, whichever way it runs and whichever router carries it. The price rises and falls inside the bottle and never leaves it.
Just opened
Every bottle opens here, at the same price as every other. Nobody has bought yet, so there is no ETH inside.
Fizzing
Buyers push the price up and their ETH stays in the bottle. Every trade, either way, gives up a little fizz in ETH to one address.
Full
The pool has sold everything it had. The price can come back down the same way, and never out of the bottle.
every pour, read from the chain
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